Goregasm

Posted on Apr 29, 2010

Goregasm (2007)
Directed By; Jason Matherne

Review Written By: Amish Zombie
Mondo Film & Video Guide Contributor
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After watching the first outing from Terror Optics Studio’s “Attack Of The Cockface Killer” and loving it, I was very eager to see more of their work and little did I know that their newest outing colorfully titled, “Goregasm” was a sequel to Cockface Killer. I was looking forward to this film to say the very least. A quick disclamer aswell… There is another movie called “Goregasm” that came out many years ago directed by Hugh Gallagher which this is NOT, stay away from Hugh Gallagher’s movies at all costs. Tthey are god-fucking-aweful, moving on…

The plot thickens in part 2, well, lets just say there is a plot this time around. Our sex crazed anti-hero returns in all his cock-faced glory except, he’s either got fat or they swapped actors because this dude was at least two times of the size of the previous “Mr Face”.

After the first murderous sexy rampage, the whole town now lives in a sex-crazed fear. In a very Nightmare On Elm Street-esque feel where everyone is afraid to sleep. Yeah, people are afraid to bone or masturbate in dread of the return of…you guessed it…Cockface.  It is hilarious! Another amusing addition this time around is a detective, who has some unhealthy obsession for Sylvester Stallone, which escalates by the end of the movie where he becomes John Rambo and fights the elusive fetish killer who everyone else knows damn well is….Mr Cockface. The detective however insists that Cockface is a mythical creature. Normally this would be a plot thick enough for any indie movie to slide by on but, oh no!

Not with the sick fucks at Terror Optics(and I say that with the utmost admiration)!  This time around, they have also included a feminist, man ass-raping, murdering, humiliating, S&M ,bondage, dominatrix group creatively titled C.L.A.M which stands for “Clitoral Legion Against Mankind.” The leader of the group is a “lady” who wears more facial hair than I do and has some of the biggest and best knockers I’ve seen in awhile!  Her electrified strap-on and horrible “god I hope it’s not real” accent, she proceeds to anally rape and electrocute any and all men who stand in her way. Including Cockface, this sets us up for quite an epic showdown  As anyone who’s seen the first movie, you know damn well that the gore is delivered in truckloads!  There’s more sex and nudity here than any softcore skinamax Shannon Tweed shitfest. Except in Goregasm, the blood and sperm soaked envelope gets pushed even farther, and many will say over the edge, not I however!

I love the over the top debauchery of the film! You get a porn store called “Franks Fuck Flicks And Fake Dicks”, cops playing mushy cookie with their own doughnuts. Glory holes that get shit upon and used heavily throughout the entire movie, enough tits and ass to satisfy anyone regardless how perverted they are. Hell, there are two sex scenes a mere three minutes into the film! I tried to keep track of the number of sex scenes, but I lost count about a half hour into the movie!  Goregasm would make a devastating drinking game to drink every time you see tits in this movie, I dare anyone to take on that challenge!

This movie is certainly not for everyone.  Because of it’s subject matter.  But, if you’re a sick fuck like myself and enjoy seeing killers with cock-faced masks brutally killing off victims with GIANT…BLACK…DILDO’S, and this time around…CHAINSAWS!…then you’ll dig it.  Let’s not forget to mention feminist murderous groups competing for the body count trophy, coupled with seemingly endless amounts of gore, sex, and violence.  Terror Optics Studios are Saviors!  I liked this film a lot and definitely recommend it to anyone who doesn’t get offended easily.  Be forewarned, if you engage in sexual activity either by yourself or with another, the Cock Face Killer might just show up and fuck you up the arse with a….GIANT…BLACK…DILDO!

Amish Zombie is the Co-Founder of the infamous Don’t Bite My Arm Vlog.  Currently, he also writes for the Mondo Film & Video Guide. You can email him directly at amishzombie@mondo-video.com