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Carnival Magic (1981) Film Review

CARNIVAL MAGIC is one of those film anomalies. The film has a element to it, a “something’s gonna happen any minute”. attitude. Anyone familiar with Adamson’s work should be readily expectant of a monster bursting out of nowhere, or a biker gang fueled by psychedelics and sexual urges to create deadly havoc. It’s doesn’t pay off on that level, and it gives one a strangely perverse set of cinematic blue balls....Read More

Virus Undead

Beast Within aka Virus Undead (2008) Film Review

After an afternoon of raiding the wine cellar, the dudes wake up from a nap, hungry. They want to order some grub, but the only delivery place is Bollman’s. Eugen keeps finding dead animals all over the place. Thanks to Bollman, they find dead animals in their fries as well. I love reviewing shit and here’s a big reason. Most screeners come without anything saying what the... Read More

The Car

The Car (1977)

THE CAR remains a film in a class all it’s own because no other copycats have been done nor has this film been re-made in the past 30 years.We see a quote from the late Anton LaVey (founder of the Church of Satan) on the screen just before the thrilling tunnel scene which adds to it’s Occult theme from the start, and rumor has it one of...Read More

The G-Man Cometh

Street Asylum (1990)

The “G-Man” cometh! G. Gordon Liddy stars in what was really a first for him and he did a good job as the Anti-hero Head of a new Police Team known as “SQUAD” whose ultra-secret job it is to clean up the streets vigilante-style via a team of cops whose minds are being controlled to facilitate brutal street-justice (then pull their own corks...Read More

Backside, Meatpole, ...

El Superbeasto(2009)

The grandest Adult-themed Animated Film in more than a decade, EL SUPERBEASTO comes out swinging (in more ways than one) with an adult humor second-to-none featuring the voice talent of comedian Tom Papa as the brawny Luchador “El Superbeasto” and the “monsterland” he inhabits with a salacious cast of heroes...Read More