Tortured (2008) Film Review

The film just can’t decide what it wants to be. First it’s zombies, then crime, then soft porn, then rape. The characters are just as schizo as the film. First the greasy guy wants to get a hostage, but the bald dude doesn’t. They break into a girl’s house and watch her shower for 10 minutes, but leave without her or even letting her know they were there. Then when the girl shows up at the bar later they decide it’s fate? Then one guy wants to rape her but the other doesn’t, then they switch...Read More

Run! Bitch Run! (2009) Review

Looks like it is supposed to be set in the 70’s, and doesn’t skimp on the film staples of that era, namely gratuitous nudity. I think every female in this got topless at some point, most bottomless, and big props that all girls are all natural. Nothing takes me out of a period piece quicker than shit that shouldn’t be there, like fake tits and tattoos in the 1970’s...Read More

Hollywood "Tough Chicks"

Even the trend-setting 1991 erotic-thriller BASIC INSTINCT portrayed a rich, sexy but tough-as-nails female lead (Sharon Stone) who came out on top at the end. Then there is the controversial film GI JANE with Demi Moore playing the fictional character of a female Navy Officer going through Elite Navy SEAL training (which in reality no woman has yet...Read More

Gratutious Nudity Of Yesteryear

From such comedic 80’s classics as Bachelor Party, Screwballs, Joysticks, Private School, and Takin' It All Off, to horror films such as Pieces, “gratuitous nudity” as the critics called it was in-vogue and pretty much expected by the movie-goers who enjoyed those genres of film. Andy Sidaris’s 1985 feature film MALIBU EXPRESS became a late...Read More