What You See Is What You Get
The Bikini Carwash Company 2 (1993)
Directed By: Gary Orona
Review Written By: Justin Bozung
Mondo Film & Video Guide Editor
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The ultimate boob-ganza of the early 90′s! The girls are back in this 1993 sequel, to The Bikini Carwash Company, with The Bikini Carwash Company 2. This time around the successful carwash the gang built up, is in trouble. Offered a buy out by a major corporation starting a “carwash division”, the girls take the offer of 2 million dollars. It’s only minutes later when the corporation and it’s evil pox faced leader, unveil their plan to bulldoze all the carwashes to sell the land left over to developers.
The girls will be damned if they let that happen! So they are allowed the opportunity to buy the company back for the sum of 4 million dollars. The catch? They have to raise the money by the end of the week. It’s a trouble they don’t know how to get out of. And when a plan is needed, hot ditzy girls take their clothes off and dance. And when that happens, well, to qoute Hannibal – “I love it, when a plan comes together!”
The girls plot and seduce the idea of selling lingerie on television. They rent out the local (but nationally televised) public access televangelist network, and go to work, with the help of a nerdy film school dropout . The Lingerie Channel goes live, and the girls put on some serious, but very comic kinky sitcom’s about how lingerie can improve your life. Of course the girls step up to the occasion and shake everything their momm’a gave them. Nothing goes right as the evil corporation leader will go to any lengths to shut them down! I counted here, and there are actually 60 breasts in this movie. And only about 40 minutes of it is dialogue and plot. The rest is either naked girls, half naked girls, or soaped and sudded girls washing convertable cars set to some of the funniest ditzy rock n roll ever created for a B movie soundtrack. WHICH, no doubt, I would buy if it was available. My favorite being a song with the chorus that repeats B-I-K-I-N-I, just like Aretha Franklin’s R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Somewhat Looney Tunes esque, the Bikini Carwash Company 2 features silly cartoon-ish sound effects, interlaced with perfect female bodies that are almost too perfect. The greatest moments of the film are when Melissa (Kristi Ducati), whom is jaw dropping beautiful with a lethal bod, plots and schemes her way into the pants, umm…minds of the men she needs help from. She could quite arguably have the greatest body in the history of B cinema. And as I think back about it, I have smoke coming out of my ears! Watch this one on a hot summer day.
Justin Bozung is the editor of the Mondo Film & Video Guide. You can email him directly at justinb@mondo-video.com
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